Monday, October 31, 2016

Pigozzi, Jean; Stahl, Jerry. "My Friends Call Me Johnny: Jerry Stahl" (08 Oct 2014) Esquire Network.


  My friends call me Johnny.

1.       Pigozzi: So I’m one of those obsessed by groupies because I think that airplane-pilots have groupies. Writers have groupies.
2.       Stahl: Why is it that you get the kind of groupies who want to talk during Sex.
3.       Pigozzi: That’s a Nightmare.
4.       Stahl: Well, it’s easy for me.
5.       Pigozzi: Really? Do you have stalkers?
6.       Stahl: I’ve had a stalker. Funny you should say that. Yes.
7.       Pigozzi: Really?
8.       Stahl: Yes, I’ve had some stalkers in my day, yeah. It’s very strange. I mean, clearly. You have a stalker?
9.       Pigozzi: Yeah.
10.   Stahl: No wonder you’re nervous. What Country?
11.   Pigozzi: Russia.
12.   Stahl: You have a Russian stalker?
13.   Pigozzi: Yeah. A woman.
14.   Stahl: Are they in Russia?
15.   Pigozzi: I hope so.
16.   Stahl: Wow.
17.   Pigozzi: I asked my Russian friend, though.
18.   Stahl: It’s funny because before you came there was this woman named Zvetlana.
19.   Pigozzi: Zvetlana.
20.   Stahl: Who knocked on the door and said.
21.   Pigozzi: Could be her.
22.   Stahl: Yeah.
23.   Pigozzi: It could be her.
24.   Stahl: How did she become obsessed with you aside from Good Looks, Money, and Connexions?
25.   Pigozzi: I met her at the Cannes Film Festival.
26.   Stahl: Of course you did.
27.   Pigozzi: And she had very Beautiful arms. [Nomi Prins. Émy Guerrini. Lauren Whitehead. Alexandra Daddario. Alice Eve. Najla Saïd. Rania Khalek. Keeley Hazell.]

28.   Stahl: Oh~. You.
29.   Pigozzi: And I succumbed.
30.   Stahl: You succumbed to her loving arms.
31.   Pigozzi: And then she's become completely, completely crazy.

  I tell you, it was one moment I would have loved to forget in my Career.
32.   Stahl: We all have a few of those. If you only have one moment, you’re a lucky man. [Accurate.]
33.   Pigozzi: There’s a few more than one.
34.   Stahl: I have years I’d like to block out.
35.   Pigozzi: Really?
36.   Stahl: Oh my god, are you kidding me?
37.   Pigozzi: Really?
38.   Stahl: Sure. Happily I can’t remember them, so it sort of happened anyway.

  My friends call me Johnny. Wednesday at 10 on the new Esquire Network.

Sunday, October 30, 2016

Hellmann, Jessie. “A Kike Comedian Prepares to Suck A White House Dick.” (30 Oct 2016) The Hill.



  President Obama will appear on HBO's "Real Time with Bill Maher" next month, according to deadline.com.
  Maher will interview Obama this week at the White House and the episode will air Nov. 4. 
  Last year, Maher launched a petition to get the president on his show. 
  The petition received the needed 100,000 signatures, and the White House said it would consider the invitation. 
  Maher made a $1 million contribution to a super PAC supporting Obama in 2012.