1.
7-Up Factory: Any sizeable club where ALL
dancers are 7ish and Up
2.
Air Dance: A lame lap dance. No contact
whatsoever. None. And there are no refunds. If you get these frequently, maybe
you need to shower more than once a week.
3.
ATF: All Time Favorite - a patron’s favorite
dancer. If you have one of these, please see PL lower in the gloss.
4.
ATM: The dancer’s term for a PL. Don’t be one of
these.
5.
BBBJ: Bare Back Blow Job. BJ sans condom.
Felatio Make sure you get to a clinic afterwards.
6.
BBFS: Bare Back Full Service (aka Russian
Roulette)
7.
Bird Dog: A bouncer that watches over the
private dance room.
8.
Blue Light Shoppers: Cheap guys who come in and
wait for only the two-for-one dance specials, nurse a drink all night long. AKA
Tuesday’s @ Deja Vu.
9.
Boobie Bashing: Smothering your face in her
boobs in order for her to retrieve a tip you have placed in your mouth. A
Stevie done for money.
10.
CIM: Cum-In-Mouth.
11.
COI: City of Industry. A city east of Los Angeles, CA
12.
DATY: Dine at the Y. Cunilingus. Eating Pussy.
13.
DFK: Deep French Kiss
14.
DS: Dream Stripper
15.
Extras: Prostitution, done within a stripclub
with at least the tacit permission of the management. Extras are normally
performed with your pants down and are classified into HJ (hand jobs), BJ
(blowjobs) and FS (full service). There may be limits on how much service
management will allow.
16.
F/S or FS: Full Service, and we aint talking
about the gas station, even though there is pumping going on.
17.
Friction Dance: A contact dance performed with
the dancer’s legs on the floor inside of yours, as opposed to a true lap, where
she climbs on top of your lap. Also known as a crotch dance.
18.
Full Contact: A lap dance where a statistically
significant amount of touching and/or grinding takes place. Comes in two basic
varieties:
19.
“ONE WAY”: at a minimum
the dancer grinds your crotch with her ass with the intent of getting you off
in your pants. Enhanced variations can include her rubbing her tits in your
face, stroking your package, nibbling you. pinching you, etc. Often you will be
allowed some limited touching of the girl (thighs, ass) but “limited” is the
operative word in a ONE WAY.
20.
“TWO WAY”: where in addition to the above you
are free to feel the dancers tits, ass, sometimes crotch, etc. Enhanced
variations can include kissing, licking and sucking her nipples, slipping a
finger or two in her kitty, oral sex. Can get very intimate.
21.
GFE: Girl Friend Experience - usually a term
reserved for escorts, but it has spilled over into strip club lingo. Not sure
if it’s a good thing though, as I have never had a girlfriend give me a nasty
grinding lap dance. I’d much rather have a HASE.
22.
HASE: Hot Ass Stripper Experience - One or more
strippers having wild passionate sex with me just cause they like the bulge in
the FRONT of my pants.
23.
Hoover: A British term, to vacuum, named after
the vacuum cleaners. When used in Canadian clubs, it means to “suck all the
money out of your pockets”.
24.
ITC: Inside The Club - As opposed to OTC
(Outside The Club). Usually in reference to Extras performed ITC.
25.
Juiced: When the Dancer is able to take all the
money that you came in the Strip Joint with.
26.
Lap Dance: AKA a lap, lapper, or LD. Any
more-or-less intimate performance that a female dancer does for you alone for
additional money with you in a sitting (or lying) position with your pants up.
Almost always advertised as involving some form of contact. A LD may be totally
public or completely private or anything in between.
27.
LDK: Cumming in your pants during a lapdance.
Named for LapDanceKing.
28.
LFK: Light French Kiss.
29.
Mileage: Just how much shit you can get away with.
30.
Mini-Lap: A Lap Dance where the dancer leaves
the stage and performs the lap for a few seconds out in public, usually for $1
or $2.
31.
Nipple Feels: The act of tipping a dancer
between her breasts so that you can cop a feel of her nipple when she grabs for
your dollar.
32.
OTC: Outside The Club - Meeting with a dancer
for anything from an after work snack at Denny’s to a dinner date to an escort
session. Not usually approved of by the club or by many dancers.
33.
Pervert Row: Dancers call the seats around the
the stage , nearest the stairs, Pervert Row because the poor tipping guys who
sit here try desperate measures to get free close up views when the girls are
coming and going off the stage, somehow think the girls won’t notice them. Sure
giveaway you’re a PL if you sit here and nurse one drink for three hours.
34.
PL: Pathetic Loser - get a grip, she’s not in
love with you, she just wants your money. All of it.
35.
PSE: Porn Star Experience. The look of a porn
star: nice fake tits (big but not too big - have a LOT of fun with them), great
ass, tattoos/piercings, and looked like a porn star (not gorgeous but also not
a butter face.)
36.
RC or Raincoater: A patron who doesn’t care what
a dancer looks like or how old she is as long as she can squat and pump.
37.
RIL--Regular In Love: A PL who gives big money
to one dancer for laps in the hope that the “date” outside the club will
actually happen. He is too smitten to understand that there will never be a
date, just his empty wallet.
38.
ROB: Rip Off Bitch - Stay away, stay far away
from these dancers, unless you’re a PL.
39.
Rock: Customer who sits
in a strip club, buys the 2 drink minimum (nurses both), doesn’t get lap
dances, doesn’t tip the girls, doesn’t tip the bartenders/waitresses and sits
there ALL night. Don’t be a Rock!
40.
RTW: Putting bills into a stripper’s garter all
the way around her leg and making her look like a Christmas Tree with money.
41.
Six-Foot Rule: A law which states that a dancer
must be at least six feet away from her customer.
42.
Snaking: Anything from sneaking a peak to
outright ogling of a nearby dancer performing a personal dance (table,
friction, etc) for another guy.
43.
Spectator: Guy who sits and ogles everyone else’s
dance but never buys one of his own. Guy who sits at Pervert Row all night but
refuses to tip the girls on stage. (Also known as a PL) No one likes a
spectator!
44.
SS: See Stripper Shit
45.
Stage Dance: Any public performance by a female
dancer done on stage with the intent of arousing men and for which you do not
have to pay any more money (except for optional tips). The classic striptease,
in all its infinite variety.
46.
Stevie: When a dancer puts your face between her
boobs - so even Stevie Wonder would know he’s in a
strip club!
47.
Stripper Shit: Anything a stripper tells you to
separate you from your money. This could range from “my car broke down” to “my
boyfriend doesn’t fuck me anymore” to “my, you have a huge cock” to “do you
work out a lot?” Good luck sorting it out. The good strippers are masters at
the shit.
48.
Table Dance: An air dance where everyone knows
before the dance begins that there will be no contract.
49.
TF: Tittie Fuck
50.
TOFTT: Take One For The Team
51.
TUSCL: The Ultimate Strip Club List
52.
Two-Foot Rule: A law which states that a dancer
must keep both feet on the floor. This led to friction dancing.
53.
UHM: Ultra High Mileage
54.
VHM: Very High Mileage
55.
Whale: A club patron who ties up one or more of
your desired dancers for one hour plus, often in VIP room, for many consecutive
dances. (minnow)
56.
YMMV: Your Mileage May Vary - Don’t expect to
receive the same treatment unless you fork out the same amount of dollars.
57.
YMWV: Your Mileage Will Vary
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