My friends call me Johnny.
1.
Pigozzi: So I’m one of those obsessed by
groupies because I think that airplane-pilots have groupies. Writers have
groupies.
2.
Stahl: Why is it that you get the kind of groupies who want to talk
during Sex.
3.
Pigozzi: That’s a Nightmare.
4.
Stahl: Well, it’s easy for me.
5.
Pigozzi: Really? Do you have stalkers?
6.
Stahl: I’ve had a stalker. Funny you should say
that. Yes.
7.
Pigozzi: Really?
8.
Stahl: Yes, I’ve had
some stalkers in my day, yeah. It’s very strange. I mean,
clearly. You have a stalker?
9.
Pigozzi: Yeah.
10.
Stahl: No wonder you’re nervous. What Country?
11.
Pigozzi: Russia.
12.
Stahl: You have a Russian stalker?
13.
Pigozzi: Yeah. A woman.
14.
Stahl: Are they in Russia?
15.
Pigozzi: I hope so.
16.
Stahl: Wow.
17.
Pigozzi: I asked my Russian friend, though.
18.
Stahl: It’s funny
because before you came there was this woman named Zvetlana.
19.
Pigozzi: Zvetlana.
20.
Stahl: Who knocked on the door and said.
21.
Pigozzi: Could be her.
22.
Stahl: Yeah.
23.
Pigozzi: It could be her.
24.
Stahl: How did she become obsessed with you
aside from Good Looks, Money, and Connexions?
25.
Pigozzi: I met her at the Cannes Film Festival.
26.
Stahl: Of course you did.
27.
Pigozzi: And she had very Beautiful arms. [Nomi Prins. Émy Guerrini.
Lauren Whitehead. Alexandra Daddario. Alice Eve. Najla Saïd. Rania Khalek. Keeley Hazell.]
28.
Stahl: Oh~. You.
29.
Pigozzi: And I succumbed.
30.
Stahl: You succumbed to her loving arms.
31.
Pigozzi: And then she's become completely, completely crazy.
I tell you, it was one moment I
would have loved to forget in my Career.
32.
Stahl: We all have a few of those. If you only have
one moment, you’re a lucky man. [Accurate.]
33.
Pigozzi: There’s a few more than one.
34.
Stahl: I have years I’d like to block out.
35.
Pigozzi: Really?
36.
Stahl: Oh my god, are you kidding me?
37.
Pigozzi: Really?
38.
Stahl: Sure. Happily I can’t remember them, so
it sort of happened anyway.
My friends call me Johnny.
Wednesday at 10 on the new Esquire Network.
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